The Editor
The Daily Mail
Northcliffe House
2 Derry Street
London W8 5TT
Dear Sirs,
I was shocked to learn that (Insert fact or rumour here) I can only say that we as a nation must be losing our grip. Winston Churchill, tea and bad dentistry made this nation what it is today and all of that is under threat if we allow ourselves to dictated to like this by Brussels/The PC Brigade/ Ant & Dec (delete as necessary).
(If the value of your house is affected by this issue please add the following phrase). I shall of course be raising a small armed local militia to deal with anyone who tries to enforce this kind of thing in my neighbourhood.
This is just another example of political correctness gone mad.
